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Make Me A Centaur

iguanamouth:

tylersvathings:

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Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!

Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth

Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me

Chill Dragon Girl - Jay

real tears are coming out of my eyes

mrjakeparker:

Rocket Raccoon!

My take on @skottieyoung’s version of the character. His comic is pretty amazing. Excited for the movie next week!!

  • Zoro: Luffy this isn't our fight.
  • Luffy: ᕕ( ᐛ )___________________________ᕗ
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

thorinss:

i know im only 21 but sometimes i see mutual follows who are just now turning 16 and im just

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rileyomalley:

elementalessence:

I just reaaaally wanted to draw these two together cuz the gem fusions are just so rad SO RAD

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rileyomalley:

elementalessence:

I just reaaaally wanted to draw these two together cuz the gem fusions are just so rad SO RAD

odfdsjkfshfsdf

eartufts:

Tekkonkinkreet!

(Source: alitajuntakattila)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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melkior:

send hELP

d-o-r-ia-n:

I feel like we need to talk about the fact that one of Tony Stark’s descendants is a hot black girl.

WHO IS NAMED RHODEY. AFTER TONY’S BESTIE (Also known as War Machine) JAMES RHODES.

LOOK AT HER   also her eyebrow game is strong 

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LOOK AT HER SUIT

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THE FLAWLESSNESS I CANNOT

I JSUT-

ShE’s PERfect

d-amazing:

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FULL FRONTAL BUT IT WAS I DIO!

d-amazing:

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FULL FRONTAL BUT IT WAS I DIO!

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

pinkhammers:

I really don’t like Sonic 06 but some of the glitches are jus t

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smilodonmeow:

peanutgopher1235:

Cats

Cats